Yes, you heard me right…..I have a dream. A dream that one day, I will be skinny. Ok, maybe skinny is the wrong word…..healthy. Trim and fit!!! Not obese….not chunky. Healthy dang it!!!! I have many dreams of things I want to do once I’m healthy. I will talk about those in a few. Right now I want to give you a glimpse into the day of the life of a morbidly obese (I freaking despise that term!!!) man. It might be sad, it could be scary. Heck! You might pee your pants a little!!! (ok, not really…..at least I hope not.) Join me on this journey!
First things first….waking up. Now, this might seem like an easy thing to do. Ok…it really isn’t that hard. Getting up and out of the bed is a different story. I’m not saying that it takes me 35 min to get out of bed. It doesn’t take more than a few secs like anyone else, but what sucks is how all my joints kill me the first few steps. Living with all this weight for so long has really affected my body. Don’t get me wrong, for someone who is 450lbs, I am pretty mobile. That doesn’t mean that I don’t hurt though. Along with the normal morning routine, I have to take medicine so I won’t die. Yeah, I just said that….die. Sad fact, but true.
So what do I think of as soon as I get up? Food…ok, normally I’m thinking about what I am going to eat the night before as I’m trying to fall asleep. Seriously? Who does that? “I can’t wait to wake up so I can eat!!!”. So I normally will eat. Then, depending on the day I will either go up to the church and get some work done, or I will sit on my butt all day. Well, not all day…..I have to get up and eat right?
So, yeah…..I normally get up, eat, sit around all day, eat some more. I might go out with some friends and….you guessed it. EAT!! I’ll come home and chill in front of the tv and try not to think about eating. Exciting right? What a day!!! Oh yeah, I will generally sit in front of the computer for a while. Take my nightly meds, and then go back to bed dreaming of what I’m going to eat the next morning.
This really makes me sick!! No lie, literally makes me sick to my stomach when I really think about it. This is why I have started the life change. Hitting the gym on the regular and (trying) to get my diet straight. The diet is the hardest part of course, I’m in love with food. I feel like we are about to break up…..I wonder if we can we still be friends?
There are some things that I want you to see through the eyes of someone who is fat. (I will use this term regularly, I just hate the word obese! Plus, fat is shorter. 🙂 ) Most of my dreams go hand in hand with this.
I want to buy clothes at Wal-Mart. No, I’m serious!! Funny as it sounds, this is a true dream of mine. Do you know how many stores there are for me to buy clothes? 1….1 dang store!!! The store is 30 miles from here, and when I go it, is a crap shoot as to if they will have anything that I will like. Don’t forget the price of the clothes!! I want to be able to walk into any dept store and buy clothes.
I want to be able to eat at any establishment and not worry if they will either have more than just booths or have chairs that will support me. I’m sorry, but these dang new hipster type joints with the plastic chairs piss me off. I literally cannot go because I will destroy their furniture. Booths are kryptonite for us fat folk!! It will be nice to go hang out with my friends and not have to worry about this type of bull crap.
I want to be able to drive any car without having to worry about fitting behind the steering wheel. I want to drive a Ferrari…..yeah, a Ferrari. Right now…..LOL!!!! That is funny. In the future….you dang right!!
I want to skydive…you heard me correctly, I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. The thoughts of zooming through the air at a zillion miles an hour is exciting!!! Am I an adrenaline junkie? Maybe….I guess we will find out.
I want to complete an Ironman Tri. Yes, I want to swim 2.4 miles, bike 112 miles, and run 26.2 miles. It might take me 32 hours, but I want to do this. This will be a test of my health and fitness level!! Mind you, this is a long-term goal….but a goal nonetheless.
This is a partial list of things that I want to do when I am healthy. So many things to look forward to. So many goals to hit, and I am excited to hit them all!!
I kinda feel like I have rambled a bit, but my main goal is to help others. There are so many people out there with weight issues. When I go out to eat, I will take a look at the crowd and see how many overweight people there are out there. It is mind-blowing!!! For instance, I was in St. Louis visiting my buddy Chris and we decided to go eat at Red Robin (YUM!!). I went to the restroom to wash my hands, and when I walked out I looked at the crowd sitting in front of me. I would guess there were about 12-15 tables occupied. At all but one of the tables, there was someone who was severely overweight. ALL BUT ONE!!!! Most of tables had at least two people who were a solid 100-150lbs overweight. That hit me like a truck!! That is a snapshot of our society!! Most of these people had kids with them….yep, the kids were also overweight! It was at this point that I knew I needed to do something. Not only for me but for my community! So, onto my other main goal. Helping people manage and lose weight. I want to start a support system for people. I want it to be a place where they feel no shame. Just somewhere they can come for help to get their life back. I would love to become a personal trainer so I can help people. My main focus would be on getting folks to put the forks down and pick the weights up!! I just see pain in these people’s eyes. The pain of not feeling worth anything. The pain of feeling like they are completely abhorrent. The pain of being chained to food!! I know this pain, I have lived it most of my life. Guess what people, if God believes I have worth, then I have worth dangit!! I want to convey this to these people!!! I want to travel around the country speaking and getting this started. Yes…this is a huge goal, but guess what? It is totally doable!!!! Look out Fat America, Newman is coming for you!!! We are gonna get this done!!!
So, maybe I rambled a bit, but like I said before…..I just want to be transparent and share what is on my heart. This is a burden of mine, and I hope that you will pray with me that not only will I get my health in check, but that by doing this I can help many, many others.
Love you all!! Now, lets get out there and DO WORK!!!!
PS….I promise, there are gonna be some pics coming soon. I gotta get my before shots up here before I get too skinny!!